Temporarily free range chickens

"Matsayz" (matsayz) 08/24/2017 at 20:54 • Filed to: Chickens

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E90M3 > Matsayz 08/24/2017 at 21:12

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They can have free range, free range of my plate.

Matsayz > E90M3 08/24/2017 at 21:16

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If only... these ladies are not meat birds at all. Good layers and very chatty. We get between 3-5 eggs everyday or so

ttyymmnn > Matsayz 08/24/2017 at 21:35

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Chickens aside, your grass is insanely green.

Matsayz > ttyymmnn 08/24/2017 at 21:37

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Thanks! New sod this year and I’ve been on top of it this year like it’s my business

ttyymmnn > Matsayz 08/24/2017 at 21:42

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Is that St. Augustine?

Matsayz > ttyymmnn 08/24/2017 at 22:01

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The grass? Kentucky bluegrass.

ttyymmnn > Matsayz 08/24/2017 at 22:06

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Bluegrass? But it’s green....

I kid.

benjrblant > ttyymmnn 08/24/2017 at 22:16

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#dadjokes

ttyymmnn > benjrblant 08/24/2017 at 22:26

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#thatsme

LastFirstMI is my name > Matsayz 08/24/2017 at 22:43

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Long story but worth it, I promise. I was working at a gas station/shop, and the owner left me in charge of his animals one weekend. Chickens, pigs, a dog, some rabbits. The first morning, there had been a thunderstorm and the chicken coop door was open. Free range chickens! It was like that scene from Rocky only more hilarious as I spent the next hour catching a bunch of chickens and a turkey. The next day he called to check in and I explained what had happened. He asked how many chickens I had gathered, and I reported a half dozen hens and one turkey. A long pause... and then he tells me he didn’t have a turkey.

Matsayz > LastFirstMI is my name 08/24/2017 at 22:47

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Hahaa props for an awesome story. My Wife just laughed her ass off at that and said “I’m surprised he caught a wild turkey!” And as am I. Good stuff!

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > LastFirstMI is my name 08/25/2017 at 11:00

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Well now he does!